Mr Smith rather eloquently described how the Fabia vRS 'flies away from a standing start like a pea off a flicked fork handle'.
Having appreciated the car's supercharger and turbocharger, the journalist went on to do the same for the fuel consumption and emissions - figues that 'people in entirely well-mannered cars would barely have the gall to dream about'.
The new Fabia vRS is now available from Motorline Skoda.
